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whale or mermaid?

"you do not mind NEVER BE LEARNED."

This message is for those days that we see in the mirror and we do not like:

few days ago saw the streets of Sao Paulo a poster of "Runner" one of the most famous chain of gyms Brazil, with a photo of a statuesque girl and the following sentence:
- "This summer do you want to: mermaid or whale?"

say a young woman, very mature, Sao Paulo (which never went beyond physical characteristics) sent this e-mail to the company "Runner" by responding to its slogan:

- " Whales are always surrounded by friends. Are sexually active, get pregnant and have a whale of the most tender. Whales suckle. Dolphins are friendly and they have a shrimp eating .... Also they spend playing in the water and swimming out there, the seas, knowing such wonderful sights as the ice of Antarctica and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales sing very well and even have CD's recorded. Whales are huge and have almost no natural predators. Whales have a life well resolved, are beautiful and loved by all .....

Mermaids do not exist. If any, would live in constant existential crisis: "I'm a fish or I am a human being? ". They have no children because they kill the men who fall in love with its beauty. (And I would add that they have no where to make love. By God!). They are pretty yes, but always sad and lonely. (Who wants to approach a woman who smells of fried fish and has no dimple as a lifeguard?).

"Runner" Darling, I'd rather be a whale ....."

PD: In these times of anorexic and bulimic women, in which newspapers, magazines, film and TV, they put a force on the head that only thin is beautiful, this message brings new hope for whale and why not?, to the mermaids who do not rest one second thinking about their outward appearance. I prefer to enjoy an ice cream next to the greening of my children, a glass of wine with a man who makes me vibrate and a delicious pasta with friends who love me for who I am, not how I look. As we age, gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads. My head, not much information support, began to fill the rest of the body. Now I'm not fat, "I am educated!"