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who has no children
nephews
or else they are looking for .....
is what you have to have friends with children ....
they are part of my weaknesses
.....

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whale or mermaid?

"you do not mind NEVER BE LEARNED."

This message is for those days that we see in the mirror and we do not like:

few days ago saw the streets of Sao Paulo a poster of "Runner" one of the most famous chain of gyms Brazil, with a photo of a statuesque girl and the following sentence:
- "This summer do you want to: mermaid or whale?"

say a young woman, very mature, Sao Paulo (which never went beyond physical characteristics) sent this e-mail to the company "Runner" by responding to its slogan:

- " Whales are always surrounded by friends. Are sexually active, get pregnant and have a whale of the most tender. Whales suckle. Dolphins are friendly and they have a shrimp eating .... Also they spend playing in the water and swimming out there, the seas, knowing such wonderful sights as the ice of Antarctica and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales sing very well and even have CD's recorded. Whales are huge and have almost no natural predators. Whales have a life well resolved, are beautiful and loved by all .....

Mermaids do not exist. If any, would live in constant existential crisis: "I'm a fish or I am a human being? ". They have no children because they kill the men who fall in love with its beauty. (And I would add that they have no where to make love. By God!). They are pretty yes, but always sad and lonely. (Who wants to approach a woman who smells of fried fish and has no dimple as a lifeguard?).

"Runner" Darling, I'd rather be a whale ....."

PD: In these times of anorexic and bulimic women, in which newspapers, magazines, film and TV, they put a force on the head that only thin is beautiful, this message brings new hope for whale and why not?, to the mermaids who do not rest one second thinking about their outward appearance. I prefer to enjoy an ice cream next to the greening of my children, a glass of wine with a man who makes me vibrate and a delicious pasta with friends who love me for who I am, not how I look. As we age, gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads. My head, not much information support, began to fill the rest of the body. Now I'm not fat, "I am educated!"

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Renew or die? Christmas

"Do not cry because it ended

smile because it happened "

I do not paint my new smile to greet you.

I do not die from kissing your lips or burn your skin.

break I do not hope to bumping into your unconsciousness.

died my patience and now I'm awake

and I have no desire to see more.

I do not remember I did a day stay by your side.

As much as I do not remember what I want to find you.

I've been blind for too long, and now I'm tired of the game to follow.

born When the dawn I'll be far, far away from you.

I can not believe.

I do not even want to believe.

You forgot me.

I had in front.

This idiot is gone.

I'll change my luck.

no longer fear your voice, you,

you have made me stronger.

I wasted with you illusions of a new life.

Without realizing that you have been a fad.

seduced me with false promises and with fantasies of eternal passion.

All were lies and you believed, but I believed.

I do not wake every morning in tears.

I feel strong to draw a new dawn.

I'm not broken with pain and anger and look at your face and feel nothing.

I'm not the fool to forgive you over and over again.

I can not believe.

I do not even want to believe.

You forgot me.

I had in front.

This idiot is gone.

I'll change my luck.

no longer fear your voice, you,

you have made me stronger.

I no longer affects your pain.

Your false excuse of a sore loser

. Do not move me, do not hurt me.

I do not crush your heart,

dead and corrupt much rancor.

not leave nothing between you and me.

all over.