Miguel Ramos started the day ... .. time to go, traffic flow, zero pinching, binding, peripheral-free, the cool morning today can be a great day on the radio Serrat, finally perfect, down to the CAFÉSSSSS !!!!! , Reaching the company to turn a nice lady of those who leave in tubes 5 to the hour was confronted in the street without a will and SPLASHHH water! 4 delicious cappuccinos to the floor of my car, immediately, the steamed-up windows and the soft texture of sugar on all sides creating a paradise Majestic for bees - devil - kick, I was furious, and out of respect for the woman who already had over twenty maternal memories respectable part of me did not speak, I lowered my glass and raise the coffee room only stay in one , four vessels as a good joke Galician to lessen the anger to let us select some analysis and written to slash his wrists, so here a firm quotations Galicia and to the delight of dear reader ... ..
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How do you recognize a Galician in a shoe? It is the only proving the case. Why are building a Galician football field 140 thousand miles? Because they learned that the selection of Galicia will play against the rest of the world. A Galician tells another: Manolo Hey pass me another .- But if there shampoo in the bathroom .- If there is one man, but this is for dry hair and I've wet me. A Galician told him that his wife was cheating with his best friend ..... then killed the dog. Why Galician kicked out of buildings? To prove his kotex with wings. When crossing in front of a window, a Galician is reflected in the glass, causing it to spend all day thinking: "What I know that guy who was in the window? Where did I see?" At night, lying still turning over in his head and finally falls in mind: "Damn, I know! Is he cut his hair in front of me at the salon!". - Doctor, every time I drink coffee with milk right eye hurts .- Remove the spoon from the cup, Manolillo. How to recognize a Galician in a classroom? It's only when the teacher erases the blackboard, erase your notebook. Why are 19 Galician cinema? Because the film is banned for children under 18. What do the Galician when they are cold?
is close to the stove. And when they have very, very cold? They light the stove. A Galician police stops him and says,
- Give me your name .- Are you crazy? What about me after my name? In the wake of a Galician, a friend of the deceased about the widow and says: Sorry ma'am, I'm sorry and the lady replied: No thanks, just let acostadito. A Galician telephones another, to claim a lawn mower .- Hi Manuel, I speak to the mower .- pussy, that it is heard ......... - 4 Galician died yesterday: Two in a murder and two in the reconstruction of the facts ... .. Famous Quotes
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The best evidence that exists that there is intelligent life elsewhere in our universe is that none of them tried to contact us. If the mountain viene hacia a ti… corre… es un derrumbe!. Nunca le pegues a un hombre con anteojos….. Pégale con algo más duro y pesado. Se esta muriendo gente que antes no se moría. Si un pájaro te dice que estas loco, debes estarlo pues los pájaros no hablan. Pez que lucha contra la corriente muere electrocutado. El mejor amigo del perro es otro perro. El que ríe al último no entendió el chiste.Si quieres una mano que te ayude, la encontrarás al final de tu brazo. Antes sufría de amnesia, ahora no me acuerdo. Soñar no cuesta nada, lo que cuesta es levantarse. Lo importante no es ganar sino hacer perder al otro. La verdad no es absoluta, y esto es absolutamente verdadero. Yo pienso que es mejor no pensar. Todo tiempo was passed earlier. Psychiatry is the only business where the client "never right". If you study bears fruit, to explore the trees. Some students will just go to the racetrack and see that even the horses fail to finish his career. If the study enhances the dwarfs to study!. ... .. To finish three sentences to scare ... .. 1. I am the only one of my friends who have not yet casado.2. I love children. 3. She would drop very nice to my mom ... ... much laughter and better day for everyone ... .. especially for me. Register
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